May 2013
batmonica:
i was super excited for my new apartment
but then the first time scott and i visited the tavern across the street some guy offered us ecstasy within a minute of meeting us
welp better go take a shower before roaches crawl out of the drain again
the thug life hath chosen thee
“It’s weird to feel someone’s attention on you that way, like you’re the only...”
– Lilith Saintcrow, Jealousy (via creatingaquietmind)
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, sorry that...
thenorwoodbuilder:
batmonica:
walk up on the bridge like what up my name’s mr. spock
“Its funny how sometimes the people you’d take a bullet for, are the ones behind...”
– Ritu Ghatourey (via creatingaquietmind)
“One may smile, and smile, and be a villain.”
– Shakespeare’s Hamlet (1.5.71-72)
kanyewesticle:
i just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
epiicer:
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
redwinesuccess:
the-rest-in-trumpets:
katswhiskers:
velvetonions:
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
Oreothello
Rolo and Juliet
Macberry
Mars Ado About Nothing
Antonutella and Cleopatra
Merchocolate of Venice
Two Gentlemint of Verona
Richerry III
It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the...
“You can’t just switch off your feelings because the other person did.”
– Sophie Kinsella (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
but whyyyy
Whenever my therapist asks me my goals in life...
beautyinthebelljar:
